Personal methaphor

If I was an animal I would be a Panda because they are always eating.
If I was a car i'd be a Mustang because they look good and go fast.
If I was an article of clothing I'd be a shirt because they are the center of attention.
If I was Friday I'd be awesome because well lets face it everyone loves Friday.
If I was food I'd be spaghetti because who doesn't like spaghetti.
If I was a color I'd be yellow because it's bright and the most noticeable.
If I was a movie I'd be step brothers because me and Noah fight like them!
If I was a fragrance I'd be playboy because I smell great!
If I was a building I'd be a mall! because they are the center of attention!!!!
If I was a plant I'd be a cactus because I'm all like get away!
If I was an instrument I'd be a guitar because I'm loud
If I was a geometric shape I'd be a circle because my talking is never ending.
If I was a piece of furniture I'd be the second couch that no one sits on.
If I was a song I'd be What the hell by Avril Lavigne because I don't care!! :)
If I was an appliance or machinery I'd be a blender because they are loud
If I was a television character I'd be fin because I'm all awesome and heroic.
If I was a season I'd be spring cause I blossom all the time
If I was a natural phenomenon I'd be a tornado because well I don't know
If I was a cartoon or comic character I'd be wolverine. 1i get metal claws! 2 I cant be killed can you say power going to your heard?
If I was a word I'd be Hey because my names in everyone's mouth